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DenialI just want this to be a sick joke.Denial by SavageFrog
You know? Like the time you got that stingray plushie & pretended that it stung you through the heart like Steve Irwin then sent everyone a fake death letter with the official military letterhead.
I remember the look on my mother's face horrified of the unknown circunstances of which you died...until she opened the photo evidence.
She called your office along with your angry friends.
You know, all the people you sent it to?
Even your boss?
All I remember from that night was your cackling over the phone as people threw swears & threats at your act of stupidity.
But you never cared about discretion or consequences.
Nothing was ever sacred in your hands.
You're a sadist Dad.
If it's fake this time...
I have no idea if I should call you a genius or a bastard.
Because you really did take it too far this time.
It really hurts right now.
I'm waiting by the phone to hear you again.
You should hurry before this becomes something that you can't fix.
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In the spirit of my great and awesome return to DA... - I would like to give away 10 PREMIUM MEMBERSHIPs. You biz-natches heard right.
10 PREMIUM MEMERBSHIPS!
Considering that this is the first time I will be doing this giveaway, I'll start with 1 MONTH PREMIUM MEMBERSHIPS. This giveaway is all in the spirit of community, forgivness , & LOVE. There are just a few rules to follow... so please,
READ THE FOLLOWING RULES CLEARLY
AND DO EXACTLY AS I SAY.
... or evil goblins hungry for premium memberships will come in the night and eat them all up.